I think Connecticut Victoria would get mad at me if I stayed home this weekend. You know, all "Well, Tom Brosseau invited me to a party in Portland, and I had a free ride with a coworker who just happened to be going that way, who also asked me to go skydiving -- but I decided to stay home and put together my desk. And you know, like, get my laundry done, and stuff. I'm really glad I didn't go. Look how clean these floors are!"
Right. I would seriously just about fist-fight myself. Besides, as it stands I think we'll be back by the early afternoon on Sunday, leaving plenty of time for varying levels of sloth and domesticity.
From somewhere up above ten thousand feet,